The Co-wokers

Zeta "Z" Monroe
Zeta considers herself a fashionista. She gives fashion advice to any and everyone...regardless of if it's wanted or not. Zeta's been in Serenity Cove all her life. She always knew that she was going to work in the Bio-Aquarium with Mother, but that doesn't mean she has to like it. Although she'll never tell anyone she yearns to settle down and get married. She currently has a crush on a co-worker who seems unattainable.

Pffftt!! No one is 'unattainable'! I just haven't given it my best shot yet! I haven't brought on my A game. I'm just warming him up before I give him the full effect that is moi! You see that picture? That's my fierce look. I am HOT! Okay, really that picture was snapped when I wasn't looking but that's still my good side.
And fashion advice is NEVER unwanted! Let me tell you, there are some people that should be PAYING me for the advice I give them out of the kindness of my heart! Like, I seen those pictures of Kaylee when she was growing up and in college. Hello?! Can anyone say fashion mishap?! *tsk*

Age: 30
Height: 5'5. Otherwise I could have been a model! No lie!
Weight: 130. Most of that weight is in my rack. I have a nice chest if I do say so myself.
Where were you born: Good old S.C....damn it!
Marital Status: Single! By choice! Hello? All the men want me! I can't disappoint all of them! So many that I still haven't done! They haven't gotten a ride on my love train.
Siblings/Children: 5 siblings. Two older sisters, two younger brothers and a sister. Children? No! I've seen what they do to your hips! And I'm not one to gossip but I've noticed that Kaylee's hips are getting a little wide! I'm just saying.
Favorite Food: Oysters. *cue cheesy porn music here* But it is soooo true!
Favorite TV Show: America's Next Top Model. Ohhh...or What Not to Wear! I could SO do that show!
Favorite Singer: Barry White(he may not have been that attractive but he sure does make me want to drop my panties!)
Most Memorable moment: Well, there was that time in the back of this Porsche. Things would have went A LOT further but unfortunately a cop caught us and we ended up spending the night at the jail. The diamond bracelet that guy got me(I can't remember his name) for all the trouble he caused was SO worth it though! And so was the thank you sex!
Saddest Moment: I don't tend to dwell on those type of things. It's over, done. So...why are you still thinking about it? No regrets is my motto!
Prized Possession: This picture of me on the catwalk looking FIERCE! I was seriously strutting! Unfortunately the fashion show was over but I still made Pat take a picture!
Hobbies: Shopping, designing clothes, cooking.
Favorite Vacation Spot: Oh man I would love to go to Milan. And just watch the fashion show there. It would be amazing.
If you were granted one wish what would it be? That I'd be about five inches taller. Tyra would have NOTHING on me! We could do like a Zoolander walk off! I bet I'd win too! I'd take her DOWN!!
Did you want to add anything else? Look, I adore Kaylee and all but I gotta tell you...if Ty showed me the slightest interest I would be all OVER that man! I mean seriously...have you seen those muscles? And that ass? Hello?! I'm just saying!

Patricia 'Pat' Hall
Pat is a co-worker of Kaylee's. The first person that she met, aside from Hannah. Pat is friendly but doesn't really have time to socialize with a husband and two little ones waiting for her at home. She's really the force behind making coming to work fun. She doesn't believe in a lot of drama and she shoots straight from the hip. She's currently one of the top researches on the coast.

Uh, I hate talking about myself. It's just not in my nature. I don't have Z's flair or Gina's mind. All I know is that I love what I do and I hope I do it well. One of these days I'm going to get Kaylee to agree to a play date. Well, not us but Gabe and my son. I think they would make great friends. Interview time.

Age: 36
Height: 5'1 and a half!
Weight: 185
Where were you born: I was born in a little town in Pennsylvania but I was raised in California.
Marital Status: Married
Siblings/Children: Six brothers and sisters. 3 of each other. Three older brothers and three younger sisters. I'm sandwiched in the middle.
Favorite Food: Roast Beef
Favorite TV Show: Jeopardy
Favorite Singer: Currently I'm in love with Ne-yo.
Most Memorable moment: Having my first child
Saddest Moment: The day my grandfather died. It was just horrible.
Prized Possession: Fruit loop necklace my husband and son made for me.
Hobbies: Painting, meditating, yoga...
Favorite Vacation Spot:
If you were granted one wish what would it be? Peace in everyone's hearts. Until we all have that we'll always be at war.
Did you want to add anything else? I think Kaylee makes a great addition to our team. She's a little uptight but I don't blame her. She's just coming in while we've known each other for years. But from what I read of her file(what?! Mother left it open on her desk!) she's bloody brilliant. If she puts her mind to it nothing will stop her. Although she doesn't need to work with that yummy man of hers pulling in all that money. *wipes drool* I may be married but I'm not blind.


Gina Roth
Gina is the scientist who first spliced the Alien X gene and the human gene. Not much is known about that project. Once she spliced the gene she was given a generous bonus and pretty much is allowed to do whatever she wants while at work. Currently she's on the 70th level of her game and is hell bent on getting to 80. She really doesn't socialize with anyone at work...or out of work for that matter. As a matter of fact we had to dig around for this picture. She's rarely seen away from her work station.

Look, no time for idle chit chat. You want this interview give it to me straight. I got a level to beat! No one is going to beat it for me!

Age: 22
Height: 5'1
Weight: 115
Where were you born: Post outside of Berlin
Marital Status: Single
Siblings/Children: None. No
Favorite Food: The microwave is my best friend! I gotta get back to gaming so whatever I can nuke!
Favorite TV Show: TV? What?
Favorite Singer: Don't listen to much music
Most Memorable moment: Beating KJ070! It was AWESOME! He's always talking smack but I put that smack down on him when I chopped off his head with my +20 battle axe! Boo-ya! In YOUR FACE!!
Saddest Moment: When my computer crashed! It still hurts to talk about it!
Prized Possession: My computer! I have a sweet set up! Dual graphic cards, dual monitors, slamming keyboard and gaming mouse, my headset set me back a pretty penny but it was worth every dollar when I hear people crying as I whip that ASS!!
Hobbies: Gaming
Favorite Vacation Spot: My computer chair
If you were granted one wish what would it be? That I could game without having to worry about sleep!
Did you want to add anything else? My...game sense is tingling. Someone is messing with my computer! Later!

James Claymore
James is another co-worker of Kaylee's that keeps to himself. Not much is known about him. The only person he seems interested in is Winston which leads many to the assumption that he's gay. He doesn't try to prove otherwise.

I don't really want to do this but Hannah...er...Mother said I should. That it would make the Bio-Aquarium look good if everyone participated. *shrug* Whatever. I'm not as reclusive as everyone seems to think. I just like to people watch. It amazes me what you see when everyone ignores you.

Age: 32
Height: 5'9
Weight: 157
Where were you born: Strangetown
Marital Status: Single
Siblings/Children: No to both questions
Favorite Food: Pancakes
Favorite TV Show: Dark Angel. I have all two season on DVD. That Jessica Alba is HOT! Uh...I mean, that guy in the wheelchair was something else!
Favorite Singer: Cher
Most Memorable moment: Landing this job here in Serenity Cove. It moved me one step closer to my objective....I mean, goal.
Saddest Moment: Watching my mother die.
Prized Possession: This blanket that my mom crocheted for me. Man, her hands could fly.
Hobbies: Working out, watching TV, going out dancing....
Favorite Vacation Spot: I haven't really travelled so that's still undecided.
If you were granted one wish what would it be?
Did you want to add anything else? Look, even if I am gay, and I'm not saying that I AM, but even if I was Winston would be the LAST person that I would date. That man thinks more about himself that anyone I have ever met. That's not a quality that I would look for in a mate. Look at Kaylee and Ty. They are so in love and each would do anything for the other. That's what I would like. Okay, enough talking. I have a rep to maintain.


Winston Foster
Winston isn't know for his friendly demeanor. He's very cut throat and he'll do anything(and anyone) to stay one step ahead of the competition. He's been with S.C. Bio-Aquarium since he doors first opened and has worked his way up from a custodial job to a field researcher. He's not satisfied with that position however. He wants Kaylee's job as lead scientist. He thought he had it in the bag but Hannah changed the plans without telling him. He'll do anything to get that job.

This is retarded and I hate that picture. Who gave you that picture? I was at that stupid wedding only because Mother told me I had to go. Otherwise why would I be there watching that fat, backstabbing heifer walk down the aisle and marry some guy who's probably already slept with half the cheerleaders? This whole interview thing is stupid. What the fuck do you care what we do outside of work? It's not your business. Whatever! Just give me the freaking questions and I'll answer them.

Age: None of your damn business
Height: see above answer
Weight: see above answer
Where were you born: see above answer
Marital Status: see above answer
Siblings/Children: see above answer
Favorite Food: see above answer
Favorite TV Show: see above answer
Favorite Singer: see above answer
Most Memorable moment: see above answer
Saddest Moment: see above answer
Prized Possession: see above answer
Hobbies: see above answer
Favorite Vacation Spot: see above answer
If you were granted one wish what would it be? see above answer
Did you want to add anything else? see above answer

Did that entertain you? Good. Now leave me the hell alone!!

~Five minutes later:

Stupid interview. 'Go in there and do the interview right!' she says! I'll do HER right! She thinks she's so high and mighty! That's not what I'm hearing when she's begging me to...what are you looking at?! Give me the paper and I'll fill it out again!

Age: 28
Height: 5'7
Weight: 145
Where were you born: Utah
Marital Status: Single
Siblings/Children: Probably. Papa was a rolling stone. No.
Favorite Food: Popcorn
Favorite TV Show: Whose Line is it Anyways?
Favorite Singer: AC/DC
Most Memorable moment: Working my way up...and then working my way back down. If you catch my drift.
Saddest Moment: Seeing that...that woman get my job!!!
Prized Possession: The first hundred bucks I made. I kept the five dollar bill. Framed it.
Hobbies: I pretty much just chill out with Mother...which means we just sit there in silence until we want to boink.
Favorite Vacation Spot: Don't have one
If you were granted one wish what would it be? For Kaylee to disappear
Did you want to add anything else? I still want to know why SHE was hired! Instead of hiring in they hire OUT?! What kind of business is that? If I hadn't already invested so much time in this place I'd be out of here! I'm getting pissed off again. This interview is over!

Comments

  1. hahahahahaha papa was a rolling stone. haha omg ive never thought of that phrase in that way. its so perfectly fitting. and working ur way up and back down. omg hahaha perfect.

    Winstons interview was by far the best out of all of them. so funny.

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  2. LOL! Sinclair, that's what that song is all about! I LOVE The Temptations. LOL! He's a perv! He has to be dealing with Hannah!

    I cracked up doing Winston's and Z's interview!

    Thanks for stopping by! I'll be updating it as characters come into R.G. so it's an ongoing project!:P

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